マイペット

あたしんちの集合住宅はペット禁。
仮にOKだとして独りの自由気ままさが好きなわたくしは、この先たとえひとりぼっちであろうとも一生ペットを飼うことはないかな。
たまに従順な動物が我が家におったらえぇかなと考えることもあったけど、お世話にしばられるのが、わたしゃ無理。

そんなわたくしクラスが最近ペットを飼うはめになった。
なぜゆえに飼うはめになったかというと、そこは話せば長いので省略する。
いっちょ前に腹をすかしたりお風呂にはいったりしたがるので、私もお世話をやく。
面倒ながらも死なれちゃ後味が悪いので、足手まといやわ( ̄ロ ̄;)と思いながら……

なんでこんなもんに手をかけてやれるんやろ?と自分でも不思議に思う。
なぜならそいつがなんなのか、飼っているわたしにもわからない。
そしてペット禁ながら、そいつは吠えない、マンション住人の誰にもその姿が見えないので好都合。

そいつはひそかに携帯の中でだけ生息する、謎の生物クリノッペ。
不覚にも愛着がわいてきたわたくしクラスでありました。

 

コメント

  1. 今日は高松に来てましたが、寄れませんでした…)@_@(

    クリノッペって、グリーのヤツですね!
    少し前まで飼ってましたが飽きてしまって。しかし、捨てるのも可哀相なので、グリーを解約するという強行策に出てしまいました。

  2. いやぁ、オチを観るまで吠えない犬かな?病弱な猫かな?
    と想像してしまいました(^^;)
    昔セキセインコを飼っていたのを思い出しました。ここ
    数年はハムスターを飼おうかどうか葛藤中です。

  3. まつげのキリン様

    昔アイボを飼っている(持っている?)人を、血も通わん意味のわからんやつに愛情注ぎ込んであほぅちゃうん(x_x)などと思っていたんやけど………
    クリノッペの腹減りの顔をみたら、かわいそうでわたくし心がかきむしられるようやわ(x_x)(;_;)(T_T)
    ほんで仕方なく、毎日お世話しています。

    そういえば、『きりん』ってゆう名前のクリノッペを見つけて気になっていました。

  4. ちぃなべ様

    クリノッペは画面の中。
    決してふれあいがあるわけではないのに、なぜか解除も出来ずにお世話する毎日[たらーっ][たらーっ][たらーっ]
    そんなやつにかわいそうなんて思う私は一体どななっとんやろ('_';('_';
    これで死なせてしまったら、大罪を犯したような気になりそうで、今日も今からえさをあげたり、風呂にいれたり……

    それより、ハムスターの繁殖をそのままほっといたら家中がハムスターだらけになるのか!?と真剣に考えたことがあるのだけど、ホントのとこどうでしょう!?

    すごい気になってきたわ。

  5. ほっしゃん

    僕のペットも吠えません。
    季節のサラダとかけまして、僕のペットとときます、、、、

    その心は、、どちらも四季もの(しきもの)です。

    つまり僕のペットはカーペット(笑)
    オモロー

  6. アンドリュー

    落ちはオトコと思ったのですが・・・。

    まだまだ分かっていないですね。

    そんなに携帯ばっかり触っていると腱鞘炎になります。

  7. ほっしゃん様

    ほっしゃんはどちらかというと
    しきもの→色物→いろもの
    おもろ〜(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

  8. アンドレ先輩

    そんなオチ違います〜(`^`)
    ご飯たべさして、お風呂もいれてやらないかんっていったいどんな男性なのさ。
    まっ、この人の死に水をとりたいゆう人があらわれたら私はお世話するけどね(?_?)

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